we went to the zoo recently and had a wonderful time.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Friday Humor
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
And we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and
I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well,
That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
Been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
Boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
And we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and
I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well,
That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
Been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
Boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Gotta make you say Hmmm
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her dad fix the plumbing under the sink. She suddenly noticed that her dad had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to his brown hair.
She looked at her dad and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Dad?"
Her dad replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Daddy, how come ALL of grandpa's hairs are white?"
She looked at her dad and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Dad?"
Her dad replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Daddy, how come ALL of grandpa's hairs are white?"
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Fire
Recently, my son's neighbor had a house fire. Aside from the obvious; your children and your pets, what would you make sure you took with you as you fled your burning house? Just curious.
I think I would take our photos. Although it would be difficult to take them all, since hubby is a photographer, that's what I would take.
I think I would take our photos. Although it would be difficult to take them all, since hubby is a photographer, that's what I would take.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Divorce
Why is it that someone lives with someone 30 plus years and then decides to get a divorce? Were the same problems there at 5, 10 even 15 years? Do you stay together for the sake of the kids, economic reasons, fear of being alone? What finally pushes you to the point of divorce? Did you not grow together all those years or did you grow apart?
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